"Sometimes we have to look at our choices and just make the best one"

"We are women . We have double standarts to live up to"

"My..my smiling license has been suspended"

"I forgive it but i am still not sure I´ll ever understand it"

"Maybe I´m happy and I don´t even know it"

"Even if I get pass all my problems I´m just going to go out and get new ones"

"i´m human, I´m temperamental, I´m guilty and I am ovulating"

"Whoever said that plenty of fish in the sea thing was lying. Sometimes there´s only one fish"

"There are only two sure things in life: death and adultery"

"So here I am vistim of my own choices and I´m just starting"

"How did I get to be such a mess so early in my life"

"Why do I always have to fall down?"

"I am the kind of person who acts on a feeling, even if it´s not my own"

"Sometimes I´m tempted to become a street person, cut off from society. But then I wouldn´t get to wear my outfits"

"The way things are today, it would almost be unsticonstitutional for him not sue you"

"I don´t watch hockey, I think it´s cruel to the animals to dress them up and make them skate like that"

"Where does it say hat women can´t act like men sometimes? I saw a piece of cute meat and I said to myself, You only live once: be a man!"

"We´re lawyers Billy.That´s our job. Distort the law beyond all common sense"

"I want to change the world, I just want to get married first"

"Of course I lied through my teeth, did you want me to tell Georgia that if Billy and I were on an island together, it would be a completely horizontal way of life?"

"The thing about funerals is thet the guest of honor is always dead"

"I have a great imaginary world, but sometimes I just need things to happen"

"Listen, I don´t need to pay for a therapist to give me crap, I have a roomate who does it for free"

"And what?We´re gonna say it happened by accident? She went out for some fresh air, strechted and his penis fell in?"

"Being a woman, I know how women react to things even if they don´t mean a thing"

"Do you ever buy a lottery ticket? I buy them sometimes, I mean not that I think I would ever win, but I like to hold it in my hand, and think: What if? That´s why I bought that contraceptive jelly. I thought: What if? What if I am walking down the street and I suddenly march into somebody, and we just know inmediately off of one look that we were meant for each other, and it´s like Barbara Streisand and Omar Sharif, but instead of singing about it, we go off and make passionate love..."